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3rd March 2014

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8th February 2014

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svveden:

no drummer has shit on this dude

Thats pretty fucking impressive

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22nd January 2014

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My cousin was suspended from school today, for the reason that he essentially ‘sexually’ harassed a fellow classmate.

He’s eight, and he asked me, a nineteen year old (Who browses funnyjunk) for ‘relationship advice’ (He put it a little less eloquently, something along the lines of I want kisses and hugs and sometimes to share her milk with me.) 

At this point when he asked me, I’d been up for three days due to my medication, so I blurted out the first thing I could think of, he memorized it, and went to school this morning.

I got a call from the school saying I needed to have a conference with the teachers and him (I’m his legal guardian whilst his parents are away). I got there, sat down, and asked what the problem was.

After about a minute of silence and judging stares, the Teacher finally asked, ‘Your cousin tells us you told him to say some choice words to one of his classmates?’ To which I nodded, not particularly remembering what I told him.

The teacher patted my cousin on the shoulder and told him to repeat what he said to the girl he had a crush on. He stood up, looked down, and said. ‘Justin told me to tell the girl.. “I want to tongue punch your fart box until you can’t recite the alphabet properly.’

I’m not sure what made the teachers more mad, the fact I told an eight year old to say that, or the fact I burst out laughing so hard I said, ‘Well wouldn’t you let that courageous little bastard tongue punch YOUR Fart box?’

Long story short, He’s suspended for 3 days, and I’ve been put on the ‘Hazardous Parents’ List.

Best fucking day ever.

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22nd January 2014

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New Glamour UK interview with Emma 

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20th January 2014

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fuckyeahteamamerica:

Marines saying goodbye to porn.

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2nd January 2014

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just listened to ‘rap god’ on google translator. 

I have no idea why.

1st January 2014

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Everyone’s doing this and I really want to so..

brbcuddlinq:

The first 365 people to reblog this will get their URL written in a piece of paper and put in a jar, and each day starting January 1st, I’ll pick one URL out of the jar and send you an awesome message! Must reach 365 notes or I won’t do it! And if it reaches more I’ll do more than 1 person a day!

[[You don’t have to follow me but it’d be amazing <33]]

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31st December 2013

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anti-feminism-pro-equality:

sleeping-mylife-away:

redvioletz-tricksterred:

creeper-cutie:

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

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if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button

wtf just happened??

I never realized I have two Alts.

Special hint! You can do it with just one ALT!

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21st December 2013

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surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

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29th November 2013

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